Topic: "Have a good day sir"

[Ken (OP)]

A man was speeding down the highway at 60 MPH in a 50 mile zone. All of a sudden he sees the flashing red lights in his rear view mirror.

So he steps on the gas goes up to 65,70, 80, 90 and just before he reached 100 he thinks, "This is ridiculous, I'm going to kill myself".
So he pulls over.

The cop comes to his window and says, "If you can give me one good reason for speeding that I never heard before I'll let you go without a citation".
The man said, "Three years ago my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were bringing her back".

The cop said, "Have a good day sir".