Topic: The Brave Captain

[Skhilled (OP)]

Once there was a Ship that set out to explore the Oceans in search of new lands.

As they were on their way, one day the man at the mast yelled out "Captain! I see Pirates - 1 ship of pirates approaching us".

So the Captain yelled "bring out my red shirt and get ready for battle men!"

They fought and won.

After the battle the crew asked the captain why he had called for his red shirt and he replied, "If i had bled i didnt want you to see it, that way you would not get disheartened"

The Crew was very impressed and gained a lot of respect for the captain.

The next day the man at the mast yelled out "Captain! I see Pirates - 10 ship of pirates approaching us"

So the Captain yelled "bring out my red shirt and get ready for battle men!"

They fought and won and the crew asked the same question about the red shirt and he gave the same reply. Everyone was very impressed.

The next day the man at the mast yelled out "Captain! I see Pirates - 100 ship of pirates approaching us"

So the Captain yelled "bring out my brown pants and get ready for battle men!"

[Ken]

That's too funny!  :rofl: