Topic: A husband sez: "I've lost my wife."

[Ken (OP)]

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband : - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : - What is her height ?
Husband: - Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant : - Build?
Husband: - Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : - Color of eyes?
Husband : - Never noticed.
Sergeant : - Color of hair?
Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red.
Sergeant : - What was she wearing?
Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : - Did she go in a car?
Husband : - No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?
Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.……at this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.

[Skhilled]

When I first saw the title of this I was hoping nothing was wrong with Kay! Glad that's not the case.

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of guys at my job! LOL

[Ken (OP)]

I changed the title because you are right that it could lead to some confusion. 

[Skhilled]

I'm just glad that nothing did happen!

[Ken (OP)]

I'm just glad that nothing did happen!

Me two!!!