December 22, 2024, 07:43:59 PM

ShoutBox!

 

Skhilled

2024-12-09, 18:46:19
Thanks! And to you both as well. :)
 

Ken

2024-12-09, 17:11:29
Thanks Robert, and Merry Christmas to you and Charlie as well!  :heart:

UncleBob

2024-12-08, 19:40:05
Wishing everyone a great Christmas. From Lee (Robert) and Charlie (Pricilla). Have a good '25, too.
 

Skhilled

2024-12-02, 18:34:53
Merry Christmas!  :D
 

Ken

2024-12-02, 17:46:57
Merry Christmas to all of my Family and Friends! 
 :christmas-kiss:
 

Ken

2024-12-02, 17:45:16
Just posted up our favorite Holiday theme!
 

Skhilled

2024-08-09, 18:19:29
Awww! Poor thing! LOL
 

Ken

2024-08-09, 09:20:52
 

Skhilled

2024-07-06, 10:33:18
 :D
 

Ken

2024-07-06, 06:40:47
Happy Saturday after the 4th of July!
 :fireworks:

Recent Topics

TP Articles


Search in titles
Search in article texts

Countdown to Christmas Day 2024!!!

..

Author Topic: Never Question a Drunk  (Read 2146 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Ken (OP)

  • Vietnam Era Veteran
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Posts: 11980
  • Gender: Male
  • View Gallery
Never Question a Drunk
« on: July 18, 2008, 08:58:10 AM »
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
[spoiler]
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."[/spoiler]
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.