Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

ShoutBox!

 

Skhilled

2024-08-09, 18:19:29
Awww! Poor thing! LOL
 

Ken

2024-08-09, 09:20:52
 

Skhilled

2024-07-06, 10:33:18
 :D
 

Ken

2024-07-06, 06:40:47
Happy Saturday after the 4th of July!
 :fireworks:
 

Skhilled

2024-07-04, 20:27:02
Happy Day Off From Work!  :D
 

Ken

2024-06-25, 06:23:12
84... who knew?  laughing7
...2013 was my *magic* year
 

Skhilled

2024-06-14, 22:09:12
I hope so! LOL
 

Ken

2024-06-14, 21:41:30
My B-Day is forthcoming and maybe it will be far enough along so that I can be a regular Dancing Fool for that day!!! :banana: :2funny:
 

Ken

2024-06-14, 21:38:38
Happy Friday everyone! I'm  SOOO glad to see Friday and not just because it's the weekend, but because it marks one more day in the recovery of my foot!  laughing7

Scrubmeister

2024-04-19, 10:32:40
Good to see the site back faster than ever. :)

Recent Topics

TP Articles


Search in titles
Search in article texts

Author Topic: Who's driving?  (Read 3012 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Ken

  • Vietnam Era Veteran
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Posts: 11937
  • Gender: Male
  • View Gallery
Who's driving?
« on: February 14, 2007, 05:59:06 AM »
Priceless!!!


   Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and
when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his
home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the
driver.

   "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

   The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."  Billy gets into the driver's
seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie
State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
    The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper
pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
   The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.
   He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his
supervisor.  He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the
law... But I also know that important people are given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important
person."

   The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"  The young trooper said,
"No, he's more important than that." 
The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the
president."  The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than
that."
   The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
   The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"
"Not all who wander are lost."-Tolkien
Yesterday When I was Young.