Author Topic: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today? (Read 137747 times)

Ken · « **Reply #60 on:** October 23, 2015, 06:06:36 AM »

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499.
Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

Skhilled · « **Reply #61 on:** October 23, 2015, 08:27:40 AM »

Now that's a good one!

Skhilled · « **Reply #62 on:** October 23, 2015, 08:42:25 AM »

Yes! This is a REAL app!!! It's supposed to alert you other bacon lovers near you so you can find love and share your bacon with them!

It's brought to you from Oscar Mayer! The app is currently only for iPhone users.

http://www.oscarmayer.com/find-bacon-love/

Make sure you read the FAQ!

Ken · « **Reply #63 on:** October 23, 2015, 08:50:30 AM »

hahaha! that is so funny!

Here's a quote from their FAQ:

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Q: Someone messaged me and said that they don't love Bacon. What should I do?

A: First off, we’re very sorry you had to deal with this. You can tap the three dots on their profile and report them by selecting “Doesn’t love bacon.”

Skhilled · « **Reply #64 on:** October 23, 2015, 08:53:24 AM »

I saw this as an advertisement while playing a game on my tablet. I didn't want to click the ad so I Googled it.

Skhilled · « **Reply #65 on:** February 21, 2016, 08:20:47 AM »

Ken · « **Reply #66 on:** February 22, 2016, 03:14:43 PM »

hahahaha!

Skhilled · « **Reply #67 on:** March 11, 2016, 07:53:01 AM »

21 Kids Who Are Too Literal For Their Own Good

Skhilled · « **Reply #68 on:** April 22, 2016, 08:23:31 AM »

Bacon Love

https://plus.google.com/u/0/+FriendsEAT/posts/4rKpse2VenY?cfem=1

Ken · « **Reply #69 on:** June 06, 2017, 01:02:35 PM »

Is it Summer Time yet? :coolsmiley:

Skhilled · « **Reply #70 on:** June 07, 2017, 07:30:52 AM »

Nice! I hope he has a bottle opener...

Ken · « **Reply #71 on:** June 28, 2017, 11:30:06 AM »

This sounds like me with my tools wish list.

Skhilled · « **Reply #72 on:** June 29, 2017, 07:36:14 AM »

Ken · « **Reply #73 on:** July 14, 2017, 11:28:57 AM »

hahahaha!

Skhilled · « **Reply #74 on:** July 14, 2017, 09:22:08 PM »

ShoutBox!

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