Senior Texting
... found this on one of my woodturning sites
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
status I thought you should know their codes in case you
get one from a senior.
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up
TOT – Texting on Toilet
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WTP – Where are the Prunes
WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
