Author Topic: What Made You Laugh/Happy Today? (Read 137777 times)

Ken · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2015, 08:57:13 AM »

It's gonna be Sunshine and 60's today in T-Ville!
Maybe Spring is about to break out from under all those wintery days we've been having.

Skhilled · « **Reply #46 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:52:26 AM »

May be freezing rain here tonight.

Ken · « **Reply #47 on:** March 13, 2015, 09:01:13 AM »

We're not freezing, but we are rainy.

Ken · « **Reply #48 on:** June 02, 2015, 11:54:02 AM »

What loses it's head in the morning, but gets it back at night?

[spoiler]Your pillow![/spoiler]

Ken · « **Reply #49 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:27:36 PM »

Skhilled · « **Reply #50 on:** June 06, 2015, 05:45:53 PM »

Haha, that was cute...

Ken · « **Reply #51 on:** September 29, 2015, 11:58:08 AM »

A church's bell ringer passed away.
The church posted the job opening in the local newspaper's classified ads and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it. They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head, producing a beautiful melody.
They gave him the job on the spot.

The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two priests were walking past. One asked, "Do you know this guy?" The other responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."

The next day, the dead man's twin brother came in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also had no arms. The clergy led him up to the bell tower, where he ran at the bell, tripped and fell to the sidewalk below. The same two priests walked up. The first asked, "Do you know him?" The second responded, "No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

Skhilled · « **Reply #52 on:** September 30, 2015, 09:01:18 AM »

Ken · « **Reply #53 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:11:58 AM »

A distraught investor called his financial advisor. “Is my money really all gone?” He wailed.
“No, no,” the advisor answered calmly. “It’s just with somebody else!”

Skhilled · « **Reply #54 on:** October 15, 2015, 08:37:14 AM »

Just like my money...

Ken · « **Reply #55 on:** October 15, 2015, 02:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Skhilled on October 15, 2015, 08:37:14 AM

Just like my money...

Mine too.

Ken · « **Reply #56 on:** October 16, 2015, 05:18:25 PM »

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Ken · « **Reply #57 on:** October 17, 2015, 05:29:15 AM »

A man seating on a window seat discovered two engines on fire. He began to holler, two engines on fire! Two engines on fire! The passengers began to panic. Suddenly the pilot ran from the cockpit with a parachute on his back.
“Don’t worry”! He yelled. I’m going for help!

Ken · « **Reply #58 on:** October 19, 2015, 09:42:56 AM »

Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away.

That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday."

Skhilled · « **Reply #59 on:** October 21, 2015, 07:50:29 AM »

Another oldie but goodie! LOL

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