Here's an oldie but a goodie...
Any of you old farts remember when.......
Mom was at home when the kids got home from school;
when nobody owned a purebred dog;
when a quarter was a decent allowance, and another
quarter a huge bonus; when you'd reach into a muddy gutter
for a penny; when all of your male teachers wore
neckties and female teachers had their hair done and wore high heels;
when you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked
and gas pumped without asking, all for free, every time,
and, you didn't pay for air, and, you got trading stamps to boot.
When it was considered a great privilege to be
taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents;
when the worst thing you could do at school was smoke in the bathrooms, flunk a test or
chew gum; when a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car, to
cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races;
and people went steady and girls wore a class ring
with and inch of wrapped yarn so it would fit her finger.
And no one ever asked where the car keys were
because they were always in the car, in the ignition,
and the doors were never locked. And you got
in big trouble if you accidentally locked the
doors at home, since no one ever had a key.
Remember lying on your back on the grass with your
friends and saying things like "That cloud looks
like a ..." Remember jumping waves at the ocean (Gulf) for hours in
that cold water; and playing baseball with no adults to help kids
with the rules of the game because baseball was not a psychological group
learning experience, it was a game.
Remember when stuff from the store came without
safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had
yet tried to poison a perfect stranger. And with all our progress, don't
you wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace
and share it with the children of today.
Remember when being sent to the principal's office
was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a
misbehaving student at home. Basically, we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat!
But we all survived because their love was greater than the threat.
Go back with me for a minute.... Before the
Internet or the iphone...before semi automatics and crack
... before Playstation or Xbox...
Watching Saturday morning cartoons because that was the only time cartoons were on TV,
on one of the 4 channels the rabbit ears would get. You’d plan your week around the
few shows on the “boob tube”, then turn it off and go outside.
Way back .... I'm talking about hide and go seek
at dusk, red light, green light, kick the can,
playing kickball & dodgeball until the street lights came on
... and mother may I? red rover,
hula hoops, roller skating to music, running
through the sprinkler...
And... Catching lightning bugs in a jar; Christmas
morning; your first day of school; bedtime prayers
and goodnight kisses;
climbing trees; getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck;
a million mosquito bites and sticky fingers; jumping
on the bed; pillow fights; running till you were out of breath'
laughing so hard your stomach hurt; being tired from playing;
your first crush...remember that?
I'm not finished yet.... Kool-aid was the drink of summer;
toting your friends on your handle bars; wearing your new shoes
on the first day of school and class field trips.
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that!
There's nothing like the good old days. They were good then, and
they're good now when we think about them. Share some of these thoughts with a
friend who can relate, then share it with someone that missed out on them. I
want to go back to the time when ............
Decisions were made by going
"eeny-meeny-miney-mo" and mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do it over!"
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest; money issues were handled by whoever was
the banker in "Monopoly";catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire
evening; and it wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20 and the worst thing you could catch from
the opposite sex was cooties.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better;
it was a big deal to finally be tall enough to
ride the "big people"
rides at the amusement park; getting a foot of
snow was a dream come true;
abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare;"
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down
was cause for giggles;
the worst embarrassment was being picked last for a
team; water balloons
were the ultimate weapon; and older siblings were the worst
tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you
have LIVED!!!! Pass this on to anyone who may need
a break from
their "grown up"life.
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!
