Topic: Joke of the Day!

[Ken (OP)]

I was coming back from visiting my son in Miami and I stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom.

I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine, “Hey! How’s it going?” Although I was quite surprised, and I wasn’t in the habit of conversing to the people next to me in the stall, I nevertheless answered him, “I’m fine” I said “thanks for asking.”
“What are you doing?” Asked the same voice. To be honest I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this fellow, but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, “I’m releaving myself.”

Then I heard the same voice again, “I’m going to have to call you back, some smart-aleck is answering all of my questions.”

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LOL! Haven't heard that one in awhile.

[Ken (OP)]

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Me is the same as all of these!   

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Oh goody...some things to look forward to...

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When you're dead,

You don't know you're dead.

It's only difficult for others.






It's the same when you're stupid...

[Ken (OP)]

It's the same when you're stupid...

 

[Maxx]

Rubio and Cruz.... Cruz and Rubio

If you got injured at work? Just call and get us!

regards,
Maxx

[Ken (OP)]

[Ken (OP)]

In Chelyabinsk, a Soviet 8-wheel something has been found...  New White House Limo?

[Ken (OP)]

Another view. 

[Skhilled]

I think I might have seen that before. It looks familiar...

[Ken (OP)]

Shit!

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Great one!!!

[Ken (OP)]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

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Joke? There's a joke up there? Oh, sorry, got distracted...

I haven't heard that one in ages!!! I think I had it on one of my sites at one time or another. LOL