Topic: Food Funnies!

[Ken (OP)]

Gonna make this topic a Stickie so we can post our Food Funnies.

Heres my first one... 

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This was an actual thing but never caught on. I remember seeing that many years ago.

[Ken (OP)]

It's a fun and novel idea and I would try it, but the single link is the only way for me. 

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Me too, although I do love a split fried dog or two between two slices of bread. Haven't made those in ages. LOL

[Ken (OP)]

Me too, although I do love a split fried dog or two between two slices of bread. Haven't made those in ages. LOL

OK, I gotcha on that one, plus sometimes I like to add a fried egg... but, like you, it's been a long time tho.

[Ken (OP)]

[Ken (OP)]

Grandson posted this one on FB this morning. 


So I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because I was taking to long to order. Wow. (Take the high road).

So I paid for her food.

I moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me because the teller told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too!

I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to wait even longer. 😂

So I Honked my horn and screamed back, “Patience is a virtue”😂

She gonna learn today! 😎

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LMAO!!! That's how you do it! LOL

[Ken (OP)]

... this is one crazy young lady!

GIRL VS. 13 MILLION SCOVILLE DEATH NUT CHALLENGE 2.0

WORLD FAMOUS 72OZ BIG TEXAN STEAK CHALLENGE

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I could make a TON of jokes about her taking a "Death Nut Challenge"! LMFAO

It'll take her 5 hours just to cut the damn thing! They really need sharper knives! LOL She's having a harder time cutting the steak than eating it! LMAO

Ha! My grandson, who is just one years old yesterday, would've eaten half of it in half of the time. I visited him today. He ate 5 biscuits, about 10 small cookies (pretty small),a big bowl of oatmeal, a tub of yogurt, a full bottle of water and was still hungry and eating when I left! I mean he ate all of those things back to back! 

[Ken (OP)]

WOW! He's gonna grow up and give her some competition! 

I  was thinking about the knife thing when she first started cutting the steak, wonder if they would let you bring your own knife? 

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Me, my dad and my son eat like that...well, I "used" to eat like that. LOL Not so much any more...

[Ken (OP)]

 
 

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[Ken (OP)]